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New Eh, amateur hour across the board.
Come to northern Europe, and we of the dark forests and endless winters will show you what irresponsible drinking really looks like.
New If they broke out trailer parks you'd see some impressive numbers
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Drew
New Not really trailer park issue
But you got the idea.

I seem to recall that alcoholic drinkers make up for about 90% of the volume, so a small percentage of people really skew the numbers for the rest of the population.
New Here's what I was referring to
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Drew
New Geez, I hear that story at least 3 times a week
I don't think I've ever gone past level 3. You'd know, you were usually there.
New Yeah, I've never woken up across the state line either
Well ... I have, but I was across the line before I started drinking, so that doesn't count.

I just checked and I could still nearly do the whole thing word-for-word. (I may have seen it a few times.)
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Drew
     "A look at America's drunkest *states" - (Ashton) - (6)
         Eh, amateur hour across the board. - (pwhysall) - (5)
             If they broke out trailer parks you'd see some impressive numbers -NT - (drook) - (4)
                 Not really trailer park issue - (crazy) - (3)
                     Here's what I was referring to - (drook) - (2)
                         Geez, I hear that story at least 3 times a week - (crazy) - (1)
                             Yeah, I've never woken up across the state line either - (drook)

You're typing on a device that stores trillions of pieces of data and makes billions of computations per second with the ability to grab data on almost anything from around the world in milliseconds, using electricity transmitted from hundreds of kilometers through wires on towers dozens of meters tall connected to megastructures that do things like burn coal as fast as entire trains can pull into the yard, or spin in the wind with blades the size of jumbo jets, or the like, which were delivered to their location by vehicles with computer-timed engines burning a fuel that was pumped up halfway around the world from up to half a dozen kilometers underground and locked into complex strata (through wells drilled by diamond-lined bores that can be remote-control steered as they go), shipped around the world in tankers with volumes the size of large city blocks and the height of apartment complexes, run through complex chemical processes in unimaginable quantities, distributed nationwide and sold to you at a corner store for $1.80 a gallon, which you then pay for with a little piece of microchipped plastic, if not a smartphone, which does all of the aforementioned computer stuff but in a box the size of your hand that tolerates getting beaten up in your pocket all day.

But technology never seems to advance...


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