My toddler just put a Cheeto in my belly button. How is your day going?
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https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/humor-parenting-kids-toddlers-tweets3.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600 Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |
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The toddler obv. plans a career as an Navel Admiral.
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