the bartender asked what he wanted.
Beer he replied.
Bartender pointed to a couple of chunks of meat tied to a beam a few feet above the mans head. Bartender said "we have a bet in here, if you can jump up and touch the meat your beer will be bought by all of the other patrons all night."
Man asked"what if I cant do it?"
Bartender replied, "then you have to buy one round for the house"
The man said "no thanks"
Bartender says "why not"
the steaks are too high