You may be Texan, but you'll never be as Texan as Matthew McConaughey with an armadillo at a Willie Nelson concert.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- (lincoln)
- Dec. 26, 2017, 10:25:58 PM EST
I bellied up to the sandbar, and he poured me the usual: Rusty Snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred. With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side - heavy on the mako.
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