If you drew a dick on a vampire's face while they were sleeping, they'd never find out about it.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- Dec. 23, 2017, 04:13:14 PM EST