to send the Loon-in-Chief off to Oranger-than-thou mode; often enough too ..your faux pas may be perceived as simply a failure to effusively Adore Orangeness. amiright?

Ve musst keeping up zee Poking-With-Sticks so as to precipitate the definitive Live, Unarguable Demo of terminal synapse FUBAR, for all to see. I wot.
(Maybe chase the perp around the oval office with a can of brown hair dye?)