If I have to see Mick Jagger (aka Lips McGee) prance around onstage one more time pretending that he's not roughly 1000 years old, I'm going to throw up.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897