An elderly man is stopped by the police after 2 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
Man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and stying out late."
Officer asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Man replies, "That would be my wife."
Man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and stying out late."
Officer asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Man replies, "That would be my wife."