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New going to a lecture
An elderly man is stopped by the police after 2 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

Man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and stying out late."

Officer asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Man replies, "That would be my wife."




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
New LRPD: "The story is true."
     going to a lecture - (lincoln) - (1)
         LRPD: "The story is true." -NT - (Ashton)

It's one thing to know they're coming...
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