Rand to spousette: Aren’t we running perilously low on fuel?Fortunately the vehicle began to cough and sputter near an onramp, and I only had to trudge half a mile through brutal heat to purchase a container and fuel.
Spousette to Rand: Not to worry. There are still another couple of gallons left when it says “E.”
(Vehicle stalls out)
Rand to spousette: Apparently it also says “E” when the tank is empty.
Spousette to Rand: Why are you always criticizing me?
cordially,