Distinguished grey-haired gentleman appears in traffic court for a triple-digit speeding ticket. The prosecutor presents as evidence a picture of the bike, which looks like a full-on race bike, before that was the style.

Elderly gentleman says, "That's not proof of anything."

Prosecutor: "Are you saying this machine can't go 110 mph?"

EG: "It can do that with 2 gears to go. But if having the equipment is evidence of guilt you might as well charge me with rape."