My dad told me he accidentally swallowed some Scrabble pieces and he "wasn't looking forward to his next vowel movement".
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http://cheezburger.com/2497797/48-dad-quotes-thatll-make-you-instantly-facepalm Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |