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A couple titles,

Vladimir Putin offers fired FBI director James Comey asylum in Russia
Majority of Americans believe Donald Trump lacks respect for democracy
Australian Prime Minister mocks Trump's mannerisms in leaked recording

(Trump’s birthday celebrations marred by historically low approval rating
Nearly 43 percent of American voters support the idea of beginning the official impeachment)

Gotta Lurve #1, eh? (I almost-thought of that.. but for later on.)
I Do Hope that Mueller, aware as he is of bad-guys of all stripes: maintains his Covered-Back 24/7. Daily.