Taormina, Sicily
A pint to whomever chose that spot to host the G7 meeting :-)
An ancient Roman hilltop outpost, the locals have fled under the military occupation needed to keep our Dear Leaders safe. Two helipads were constructed (one for The Donald, one for the other six), but then the Mayor balked at the SS' demand that the 4th century (BC!) roads be widened to accommodate the Orange One's Caddy (and straightened as the 2700' Main St is not enough to hold His motorcade :-/)
So the decision was made to park POS at a US military base 60 km South of town and fly him in. Only, there seems to be an active volcano in between points A and B so now nobody knows where he'll be camping and how he's going to get around town. (Apparently, we have armored golf carts. No mention if those are Mar a Lago standard issue...)
An ancient Roman hilltop outpost, the locals have fled under the military occupation needed to keep our Dear Leaders safe. Two helipads were constructed (one for The Donald, one for the other six), but then the Mayor balked at the SS' demand that the 4th century (BC!) roads be widened to accommodate the Orange One's Caddy (and straightened as the 2700' Main St is not enough to hold His motorcade :-/)
So the decision was made to park POS at a US military base 60 km South of town and fly him in. Only, there seems to be an active volcano in between points A and B so now nobody knows where he'll be camping and how he's going to get around town. (Apparently, we have armored golf carts. No mention if those are Mar a Lago standard issue...)