Mayhap if you brush up on your Cyrillic, there might be a chance for a DC reassignment? and all sorts of juicy tidbits (about which ... you couldn't say a word to us'ns.)

Damn!

Glad to hear you're en route to solvency! just now, what with the daily noise of mayhem reports on the toddler's latest tantrum.
That was too long with ... no +++s; don't Do that any more, y'hear?!

:-)