https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/times-scottish-people-were-a-goddamn-gift-to-the-internet

#19 is the first K9 juggalo.

#23 WTF is he even saying?* Peter?

#25 I want to see them try to get out.



* Here's a helpful translation from the comments:

Hope you have sexual intercourse with your cat and end up pregnant in a dodgy area of town. I am so very, very angry with you that I would punch your whore of a mother with such fearsome aggression that the less than intelligent miserable woman would forget how to use a handbag. Dirty sexually active bovine. I mean really, playing up to female stereotypes - sneaky and mean in the extreme. A man can't even find a woman who just wants to snuggle and be loved by someone. If you think I still love you, you can take that love and shove it up your anus. I used to actually want to engage in oral play with your anal orifice too, but now I wouldn't even deign to take you to Strathclyde park to ride on the childrens' entertainment of small electric cars designed to bump into each other. Woman of loose morals. Man.