http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year reading the morning paper, sipping your coffee while the tablecloth rustles below
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http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year reading the morning paper, sipping your coffee while the tablecloth rustles below always look out for number one and don't step in number two |
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well, that sucks
Back in the seventies my first wife and I used to socialize with a Berkeley couple, “Bryce” and Virginia,” both of whom were highly-educated, high-culture sorts. Virginia, then about twenty-three, was a woman of vast, effortless charm, perhaps deployed sometimes a tad carelessly, of such lofty sensibilities—what they used to call “breeding”—that one automatically checked one’s conduct in her company against any vulgar word or act: not that she would have been at all censorious (she was, on the contrary, one of the most imperturbably gracious people I’ve ever known), but because one dreaded seeming cheap or common in her sight. We used to play Scrabble, the four of us. In one game, I was delighted to deploy all my tiles in a single go to form the word “fellatio.” Virginia frowned. “What’s that? Is that even a word?” My wife and I and Virginia’s husband all exchanged appalled glances, and the three of us attempted to convey, by means of the most delicate circumlocutions, the sense of the term. After a quarter of a minute Virginia broke in. “Oh, you mean a blow job!” cordially, |
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obviously she knew the difference between sense and sensibility
always look out for number one and don't step in number two |
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Slick Willy specials? :)
Alex "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." -- Isaac Asimov |
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the penguin special is still $5
always look out for number one and don't step in number two |
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Huh
Looks like you blew a seal. Keep my personal life out of it and fix the damn car. |