As I check IMDB I find, to my mild surprise, that I have seen a Michael Bay-directed film. One. It was in a very suburban (read "cultural wasteland") venue, and I was with a group (so, not my call). The film was Armageddon. Now, granted this was eighteen years ago, and I have not revisited the feature on home entertainment media, but I recall several scenes early on of large asteroidal fragments smacking some of the world's most photogenic, or at least recognizable, urban venues. Lots of, you know, linear momentum. Big CGI explosions. And now Bay is telling me that those were all flesh wounds at ground level? What a ripoff, man! Who do I see about refunding my ticket price?

indignantly,

Possibly he means, "No one dies up close and personal, like you'd see on RawStory."

Or maybe he means "No one dies the way they do in a John Landis flick."

cordially,