I know this makes some of you uncomfortable, and I know some of you just want me to sit down and be quiet because I'm 9. But if you want me to stop covering news, then you get off your computer and do something about the news. There, is that cute enough for you?
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20160405_ap_142c9210713f4a4bbee8f3e2d5bfe8a2.html#pRCrVxlMqpCXPdbk.99