Got opiates?
I messed mine up trying to get a kid's birthday cake out of a shopping cart a couple years ago while visiting Washington. Managed to drive to urgent care where I got a stack of vicodin and methocarbomol.
I spent three days in my hotel flat on my back and out of my head ordering room service before I could walk out. (It required a fireman's carry from the bellhop to get me to my room in the first place).
I think once you turn 50 you should get an opiates and muscle relaxant allowance for shit like this.
I messed mine up trying to get a kid's birthday cake out of a shopping cart a couple years ago while visiting Washington. Managed to drive to urgent care where I got a stack of vicodin and methocarbomol.
I spent three days in my hotel flat on my back and out of my head ordering room service before I could walk out. (It required a fireman's carry from the bellhop to get me to my room in the first place).
I think once you turn 50 you should get an opiates and muscle relaxant allowance for shit like this.