If it is fun, I can't have it. If it tosses a red flag on a pee test, including a false positive, I can't have it. This includes over the counter cold meds. If I break a bone and end up in the emergency room to have the bone set, I must refuse all narcotics and muscle relaxants and benzos, including tramadol. I'm tested for alcohol as well. Failure to adhere to these rules will send me to state prison for 10 years.