I own two laptops: one purchased in 2003 and the one I bought 3 weeks ago to tie me over while on contract. I'm not the one with the Linux-enabling thumb drive.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897