check them for extra eyes and legs
all that oil and oil dispersant chemical sprayed into the Gulf these past few years has affected marine life in ways that aren't good.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897