So, about twenty years ago I used a Bank of America Visa card to purchase gasoline. This kind of transaction was unprecedented, and although it went through I returned home that evening to find an anxious message on my answering machine: had I in fact purchased fuel in Point Reyes Station earlier in the day? I had, I responded, and thanks for asking.
This was, like, 1992 or 1993.
Artificial Intelligence has come a long way since then.
So why, I wonder, did Chase Bank's AI sleep through these considerations?
The account holder was 93 years old.
The account holder had no record whatsoever of online transactions.
The account holder's most recent charges had all been for ambulances and hospitals.
Jesus fucking Christ on an Intel 8008, HAL, but surely we can do better than this in CE 2015, can't we?
(shakes head),
This was, like, 1992 or 1993.
Artificial Intelligence has come a long way since then.
So why, I wonder, did Chase Bank's AI sleep through these considerations?
The account holder was 93 years old.
The account holder had no record whatsoever of online transactions.
The account holder's most recent charges had all been for ambulances and hospitals.
Jesus fucking Christ on an Intel 8008, HAL, but surely we can do better than this in CE 2015, can't we?
(shakes head),