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Post #40,071
by orion
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5/27/02 4:12:09 PM
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New My previous work experience (not really)
I went to the Naval Academy, but they learned my secret, that I had two belly buttons, so they sent me to the Naval Reserve.

Then I got a job in Florida in an Orange Juice Cannery, but I got canned.

Then I went to a baker shop, but got let go becaue I didn't kneed the dough.

I worked in a fashion garment sweat shop, but the manager gave me a pink slip.

I was a Human Cannonball for the Cirus, but I got fired, landed on my head.

Any other job puns anyone else can think of?
I am free now, to choose my own destiny.
Post #40,583
by Steven A S
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5/30/02 3:35:21 PM
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New Worked at an oil refinery
But I was just squeaking by
~~~)-Steven----

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country..."

General George S. Patton
Post #40,635
by Meerkat
5/30/02 9:13:46 PM
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New Was that after you moved from
the oil drilling rig, because you found it too boring?

I used to work in a clock factory, but eventually it was time to move on.

I worked in a bag factory, but was given the sack.

Hmm. Oh well.
On and on and on and on,
and on and on and on goes John.
Post #40,712
by Steven A S
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5/31/02 11:54:55 AM
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New Was a pilot for a while...
...But they were concerned that my head was in the clouds
~~~)-Steven----

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country..."

General George S. Patton
     My previous work experience (not really) - (orion) - (3) - May 27, 2002, 04:12:09 PM EDT
         Worked at an oil refinery - (Steven A S) - (2) - May 30, 2002, 03:35:21 PM EDT
             Was that after you moved from - (Meerkat) - (1) - May 30, 2002, 09:13:46 PM EDT
                 Was a pilot for a while... - (Steven A S) - May 31, 2002, 11:54:55 AM EDT

Hey, it was good enough for Terry Pratchett.
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