I have a working knowledge of using SQL, but I am no expert at it. For instance, I used to have a former coworker who worked for AIG before we met. He said that they had stored procedures that ran 8,000 - 10,000 lines long. I'm sure you'd believe the hoops they had to jump through to debug those suckers, because that's what management wanted.
If that's what they expect, then I'm not their man.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897