..most returning for another dose of Infantile-paraysis/new strain, (ramapant in all MBA-mills yet tested.)
Some .. maybe a bit late? One hopes that a few Key-inmates, easily re-hirable: just split?
How did Suits get so Dumb, so soon after childhood games just like normal people.

Y.P.B. :-)

(I guess this also could fall under the umbrella-projections of G. Orwell/Mr. Blair's earliest known model for an Exceptional-dis-USA.) Seems close-enough.
Can we now elect Him US Prophet Laureate and start killing-off us dissidents Officially?
(When they come for You, be sure to join me in ratting-out every Repo in your addy book: as a Closet-RINO, dedicated to Communarian-Socialist-Armageddon)
We're already familiar with an earlier CSA with weird aims ISTR.

Maybe print-up a few Membership Cards? given the local skillz.. for each perp? Then make a fuzzy copy to hand over. Perhaps chaos IS the best revenge.. ;^>