I taught myself C# a long time ago
Already I've heard from lots of recruiters how their client companies want someone who has 1 - 2 years of C# experience at a current or previous employer. I don't want to lie yet, but several months from now, well ...
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897