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New Do you have an Oracle instance you can load your data into?
New Not easily available.
Might be doable with a couple of days' lead time, though...
New Have you used Oracle in the past?
New Yeah.
About 14 years ago :)

I do, however, have a tame DBA who's not massively busy right now.
New Very important to gather stats.
In the old days that would be to analyze tables, now you gotta:

http://www.dba-oracle.com/oracle_tips_dbms_stats1.htm
New Also, do you have any pictures of kittens?
Because the scary Oracle man is still looking at me, even after I clicked "back".
     So, PivotTables are great. - (pwhysall) - (15)
         Tangent, I still like Access - (drook) - (5)
             key phrase - (pwhysall) - (2)
                 Oh yeah, the MDB sucks donkey wang - (drook) - (1)
                     It depends on the ODBC connection... - (folkert)
             Synchronicity - (drook) - (1)
                 "You'd write email in excel if you could figure out how to do it in a font you like." -NT - (boxley)
         Corporate friendly output - (scoenye)
         Do you have an Oracle instance you can load your data into? - (crazy) - (5)
             Not easily available. - (pwhysall) - (3)
                 Have you used Oracle in the past? -NT - (crazy) - (2)
                     Yeah. - (pwhysall) - (1)
                         Very important to gather stats. - (crazy)
             Also, do you have any pictures of kittens? - (pwhysall)
         you have splunk in the house? - (boxley) - (1)
             Eeenteresting. - (pwhysall)

I'm trying to be scientific about the ineffable and all you can think of is your schwantz.
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