having recently visited an airfarse base with bazillions of dollars of high tech weaponry all being supervised by PFYs who by looks alone I wouldn't trust to get my fast food order correct, your first point is out of order.
2nd point os moot because if you are at point A in the universe and want to call point B in real time, you connect thru a space warp, no lag time needed. Same tech that allows you to transverse space in minutes instead of Light Years see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warp_drive
but in general I will agree, for me to watch that movie I would have to be too drunk to read
2nd point os moot because if you are at point A in the universe and want to call point B in real time, you connect thru a space warp, no lag time needed. Same tech that allows you to transverse space in minutes instead of Light Years see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warp_drive
but in general I will agree, for me to watch that movie I would have to be too drunk to read