No way they could get that together. Half of them would be eaten by the other half before they could sign, and the other half would be fighting over who gets to eat who next.

You'd have better luck getting a half dozen Syrian revolutionary groups to agree on a new constitution.

Armed Bears? Fine with me, I'm armed for bear. The main problem with bears is they're major carriers of trichinosis - you have to cook bear meat fairly well done (same with lions, tigers, walrus and wild horses).