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New Finding the microphones
I remember the first thing done when we checked into a hotel was find all the microphones.
I can't vouch for the following story, which carries with it a whiff of apocrypha, but I recall reading in the 1970s a brief account of an American visitor to the USSR who performed the same drill. He even went so far as to pull up the rug, and yes! There was a little round metal plate set into a recess in the floor. He took the wing nut 'twixt thumb and forefinger, unscrewed it...and there came a crash and commotion from the room beneath his as its overhead light fixture crashed onto the floor.

As to KGB tails, one US journalist newly arrived as the Moscow bureau chief got wind of his minder early on—there appears to have been no effort made to conduct the surveillance discreetly. His "Pavel" followed close behind everywhere the reporter went. At one point the American stopped to purchase a frozen treat from a sidewalk vendor. He purchased two, and held one out behind him. This was taken wordlessly by his tail, and the two men continued on their rounds.

cordially,

PS: I've come to conclude that were we to place a mature frog and the imperturbable Another_Scott in side-by-side cauldrons over a bank of gas jets, the amphibian would be the first to jump.
New oh yeah, Fallows and frogs
I know that the old boiling frog trope is spurious, and that a frog will seek to remove itself from a fluid medium rendered uncomfortably warm. I'm just saying that the frog would notice first.

cordially,
New I know, I know. It just made me laugh, that's all. :-)
New Bonus! .. a link there to PK's prescient opus of 7-13-09
http://www.nytimes.c...krugman.html?_r=0

(Could write that one today--and it would be 'as prescient')--given what has['nt] transpired since. :-/
And So it Goes Stalls, dead-in-the-water, besides an occasional lip-service.
New He was too optimistic there, for once. :-(
New We always found some.
The funniest of these was found in a hotel we stayed in during a 2 week vacation. It was in Yalta. There was a chandelier in the room with a little bowl shapped object at the bottom. At the very bottom of that bowl was a little ball. My brother and I noticed something funny about the ball and pulled on it. The glue was apparently not quite set yet and two little wires led into the ball. My brother and I (sans any knowledge or consent) decided to try to play a joke on whomever was listening. We went outside and got two bricks, headed back to the hotel room and then whispered into the ball the Russian equivalent of "Hey, James Bond!" and then smashed the microphone. We then went out to dinner with our parents and when we returned, sure enough, a new "chandelier ball" was glued in place.

My brother and I always hoped that whomever was listening turned up the volume and leaned forward in his seat before hearing the bricks clack together.

Most of the time, IME, the mic's were easy to spot. They were usually big - about the size of a Kennedy half dollar. And, too, like your friend, the agents assigned to us (with one hilarious exception) were friendly and reasonably open about what they were doing. In fact, that vacation trip to Yalta? Our agent from Leningrad was curiously at the same beach we visited for the entire two weeks, often spreading his towel right next to ours.
New Fun with (for) eavesdroppers
A friend spent most of 1977 touring the USSR with a USIA photo exhibit. In one drab provincial town with no night life to speak of, she and two bored colleagues made their own entertainment, consisting, in her words, of "a lot of good-natured licking and sucking." She added, "I don't know if they bothered bugging our rooms, but if so, they got an earful that night."

cordially,
New While my Russki is beyond-rusty, didn't they have an Org
for tabulating such incidents? Gazporn IIRC..
     New NSA fun! - (rcareaga) - (28)
         Re: New NSA fun! - (Another Scott) - (23)
             It is their mission - (rcareaga) - (22)
                 Yes. - (Another Scott) - (21)
                     More revealing of our predicament, I think - (Ashton) - (3)
                         We're just going round and round. - (Another Scott) - (2)
                             Yes 'NSA" could be a straw-man or, a 'straw dog' horror-show - (Ashton) - (1)
                                 It's right to be concerned; always gotta watch the watchers. - (Another Scott)
                     Slightly OT re "going on since before I was born". - (mmoffitt) - (16)
                         I have met a few of thiose in my time - (boxley)
                         No. - (Another Scott) - (5)
                             State Department. - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                 I'd love to compare the books - (drook) - (1)
                                     When I get back down there, assuming no theft... - (mmoffitt)
                             as someone - (crazy) - (1)
                                 Anticipated.. in spirit of camaraderie, I nominate an anthem - (Ashton)
                         Finding the microphones - (rcareaga) - (8)
                             :-) - (Another Scott) - (4)
                                 oh yeah, Fallows and frogs - (rcareaga) - (1)
                                     I know, I know. It just made me laugh, that's all. :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                                 Bonus! .. a link there to PK's prescient opus of 7-13-09 - (Ashton) - (1)
                                     He was too optimistic there, for once. :-( -NT - (Another Scott)
                             We always found some. - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                 Fun with (for) eavesdroppers - (rcareaga) - (1)
                                     While my Russki is beyond-rusty, didn't they have an Org - (Ashton)
         they are hoovering a small amount of messgae traffic - (boxley)
         Obummer's speech today. - (Another Scott) - (2)
             Good speech - (hnick)
             This may be one of the clearer outlines of the nested - (Ashton)

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