(I have this yellowed, crinkly copy of this rare document, y'see?)
Dear KIng George,
We, over here have now had (not enough, but) too much from You, over there.
We are dissolving this one-sided Partnership, forthwith.
Thanks for the fish.
The newly-United States of America
PS Send us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. We'll make even more of these.