B) It could be the Onion, but the original went more like "Capitalism is on the verge of the abyss! - Socialism is about to surpass capitalism!" ;-)
As to fixing the fubars, not them (e.g. we've hacked their Exchange 2010 PowerShell provisioning scripts to work with Office 365 :-)
Oh, and if you ever thought their error messages were obtuse before:
Exchange: An unknown error has occurred. Refer to correlation ID: 58956271-ca6f-49e9-9ea9-1e5b9b0e7e72
Good luck with that...