Shades of the LISA--with ONLY an optical drive: Because: It's The Futchah! == Suck it up. At $25 a pop,

When my fine iMac arrived, my first glance at that slab of aluminum.. was a wince.
And in such a beautifully-nested white box, so reminiscent of Japanese artful lunch packaging.
Trying to type on it, another phrase popped into head (from school daze) Gehabt, kindern!

Second flash was.. Ohh Kay, Steverino ... ya gots feet of clay--and here's the proof.
Think it was third day I asked L. if she had any other 'Apple' kb I could try; pity that her two (!) traded alloy-art for a ~normal layout/keys but mushiness, with no feedback (either).
I guess that many just keep on truckin.. Because it's so pretty and Steve did it.
(Wonder if anyone has ever won a typing-speed contest on one; maybe a few Are super-adaptable.)

Hey.. you make your living via what ends-up needing to be TYPED; hope you find something that actually helps in that.
Life's too short to accommodate a crippled design in an essential daily task (though I once did own a Indian 440cc TT Warrior POS. For enough weeks to verify its POSness.) :-/

Luck..