TVÂs 10 most bizarre reinventions
From Bravo to TLC to History, these cable channels used to be highbrow. No more!
BY DANIEL D'ADDARIO
Some brands are consistent through the years, delivering you exactly what youÂve come to expect without variation.
Cable networks arenÂt like that.
All across the dial, cable networks have shed their identities in order to become things far stranger  and, often, a bit less highbrow  than theyÂd been initially. The network formerly known as History Channel (now itÂs just History) has defined the academic subject as including ancient aliens and truckers; TV LandÂs reruns have gone from old-school classics to stuff from 10 years ago; just about every fine-arts channel broadcasts reality TV now.
It makes sense  in a crowded market, no oneÂs going to subsidize a network that does something unpopular. All these networks once did slightly different things, but now many have shifted toward the same model: broadcasting unscripted shows depicting a particular corner of the American experience (trucking, pawnbroking, being a pampered wife of one variety or another). Still, thereÂs something a bit wistful about imagining each of these cable networks original iterations frozen in amber  rather than a dial full of similar-looking broadcasts, we could have a gleefully out-of-step Bravo and A&E doing British costume drama, and medical oddities all over TLC. Oh wellÂthereÂs always reading!
Yeah, I thought ... what he said. :-/
My experiment,
($10/mo more, for ~ 6 mos: to get Full-B/W instead of their cheap 'hi-speed == 3 Mbits/sec' AND get livid-colour Tee Vee too!)
suggests thus far: it's Worse-than, 500 Channels-with-nothing-on. As he says, the 'History Channel' and several others are mere place-markers replaced with the homogenized unintelligent crap du jour.
I may sign-off earlier; think I've had the boob-tube ON for about 4 hours since it got a signal, back in August.
Even HBO sucks (I may or may not still have that 'free-trial' at the $$Pay-level, maybe it was for 3 mos?)
This bloody thing destroys Time in which I can Read actual Writing..
Dunno what others still find watchable, nor even if the el-cheapo menu I get IS representative of nationwide drivel, but it's fucking-Sad, by my lights.
May still let rial run as--without paying them for a fancy new Zyxel modem rental--I still get 34.3 Mbps or 10x.. a few minutes ago.
Not the full "50" via my vanilla Sci. Atlanta black box==an insignificant delta. For $0.33/day.
I know ... bitch.. bitch.. grouse..