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New SHARKNADO!
This movie is truly worse than awful. It's crying out for MST3K treatment. It's so bad, Rocky Horror Picture Show looks good by comparison. The plot sucks, the acting sucks, the special effects suck. I mean, in one scene, people are in a H3 and a girl goes, "There's sharks swimming in the street!". Camera shows her viewpoint as you see a bad CGI fin go through the water (with no ripples or wake). The immediate next scene is them driving away on a road that has less than 1/2 inch of water on it.

It doesn't get better, it just gets worse. Some points are so bad they're funny, like the guy shooting sharks dead while the tornado is flying them in the air - with a revolver. Some scenes are dark and raining, and the immediate next scene has sunshine.

This movie isn't even good enough to become a midnight cult classic. Good thing it was a free "rental".




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain “Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar,” 1897
New I disagree
This was precisely bad enough to be a cult classic. Camp the whole family can enjoy.
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Drew
New It doesn't have the dialogue
that the audience can react to, like Rocky Horror. That would take it to the proper level of camp to make it worthy of decades of midnight showings; instead, it was just a bad one-weekend-only at the drive-in flick.




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain “Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar,” 1897
New Thought it did, but I'll have to watch it again
Which I can, because we DVRed it to keep for family movie night. If this cool weather holds, I'm thinking I'll make chili this weekend and have nachos, popcorn and Twizzlers.
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Drew
     SHARKNADO! - (lincoln) - (3)
         I disagree - (drook) - (2)
             It doesn't have the dialogue - (lincoln) - (1)
                 Thought it did, but I'll have to watch it again - (drook)

Moo. It's what's for dinner.
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