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My 16 year old got one and hid it from us for years. She's 22 now and was visiting over the 4th. Wore a bikini down to the lake and the fucking thing has been extended around half her body. When I saw it (it was the first time I'd seen any part of it to any extent at all), being the prick I am, I said, "Are you trying to pass for hillbilly? Why in fuck am I paying 30K per year for you to go to college? You don't need a fucking undergrad degree to be a hillbilly."

It could be worse.
New And things went great after that, amirite?

New rofl.
New You guessed it. ;0)
New I am beside myself with sorrow..
that I have yet-to preserve-my-Immortality via a DNA-implant {{sniff}} thus miss so many such chances to be confounded.
Especially when I recall [tale ensues]

Once stayed overnight at a 'summer-escape' cottage with my then pre-SO and her parents.
(I camped out on the lawn overnight, listening to KSL Salt Lake AM radio--classical music--via atmospheric skip,
on a hearing-aid-size vacuum-tube equipped tiny AM radio / stars everywhere.)

Earlier, the father had motioned for silence, we tip-toed.. he cracked door to her bedroom, where M. lay asleep / angelic-faced and epitomizing adorable yout.
This while I pondered Not-asking, as any testosterone-crazed yout Would:
Pssst, got any naked pix of yer daughter? and the rest.
[Maybe the extremely-rare actual-Parent of such a one, would have enjoyed the humor, but not this 'White-Russian' escapee/émigré.. fershure..]

'Course I had no such pix, but in such matters I possessed the usual Photographic Memory as cannot be erased. Natch.
But they had no tattoos to worry about, then. Nor other sharp objects embedded--nor ...

Luck on your daughter [and You!] escaping the Next interesting Fad.
May she get her 15 min. of Fame / a Crowd-sourced windfall? / which she parlays into a career that does not rot her mind. Against the odds.

     FUCK! SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ND! - (boxley) - (10)
         Be happy she asked you first. :-) Hang in there. -NT - (Another Scott)
         WHAT SCOTT SAID. - (mmoffitt) - (4)
             And things went great after that, amirite? -NT - (drook) - (2)
                 rofl. -NT - (Another Scott)
                 You guessed it. ;0) -NT - (mmoffitt)
             I am beside myself with sorrow.. - (Ashton)
         Mine has three - (lincoln) - (3)
             Ermergerd? - (pwhysall) - (2)
                 Last year along the 710 freeway . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                     You, me and George Carlin - (drook)

Thine is a mere venal sin which may be atoned: dast not move it very far or very often, or Ever! -- to the 7-11 for a Big G{ulp..} and a Lottery ticket. This be thy penance.
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