Post #378,053
7/14/13 11:27:36 PM
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FUCK! SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ND!
dad, all i want is one little tattoo, you dont have to pay for it (15yo girl) no, as I explained it many times that when you are 18 yo get as many tattoos as you want and you can pay for them. shriek!" I may not make to 18yo!!!" nasty pissed off smile "then I guess I bury you without any fucking tattoos" she runs off shrieking. First day back, I am dog sitting, trying to set up a home office and mj takes a break from all the needy fuckers and I am majorly pissed
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 58 years. meep
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Post #378,054
7/14/13 11:39:45 PM
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Be happy she asked you first. :-) Hang in there.
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Post #378,062
7/15/13 8:12:54 AM
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WHAT SCOTT SAID.
My 16 year old got one and hid it from us for years. She's 22 now and was visiting over the 4th. Wore a bikini down to the lake and the fucking thing has been extended around half her body. When I saw it (it was the first time I'd seen any part of it to any extent at all), being the prick I am, I said, "Are you trying to pass for hillbilly? Why in fuck am I paying 30K per year for you to go to college? You don't need a fucking undergrad degree to be a hillbilly."
It could be worse.
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Post #378,064
7/15/13 8:30:43 AM
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And things went great after that, amirite?
--
Drew
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Post #378,068
7/15/13 9:04:27 AM
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rofl.
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Post #378,069
7/15/13 9:34:36 AM
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You guessed it. ;0)
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Post #378,108
7/15/13 6:15:38 PM
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I am beside myself with sorrow..
that I have yet-to preserve-my-Immortality via a DNA-implant {{sniff}} thus miss so many such chances to be confounded.
Especially when I recall [tale ensues]
Once stayed overnight at a 'summer-escape' cottage with my then pre-SO and her parents.
(I camped out on the lawn overnight, listening to KSL Salt Lake AM radio--classical music--via atmospheric skip,
on a hearing-aid-size vacuum-tube equipped tiny AM radio / stars everywhere.)
Earlier, the father had motioned for silence, we tip-toed.. he cracked door to her bedroom, where M. lay asleep / angelic-faced and epitomizing adorable yout.
This while I pondered Not-asking, as any testosterone-crazed yout Would:
Pssst, got any naked pix of yer daughter? and the rest.
[Maybe the extremely-rare actual-Parent of such a one, would have enjoyed the humor, but not this 'White-Russian' escapee/émigré.. fershure..]
'Course I had no such pix, but in such matters I possessed the usual Photographic Memory as cannot be erased. Natch.
But they had no tattoos to worry about, then. Nor other sharp objects embedded--nor ...
Luck on your daughter [and You!] escaping the Next interesting Fad.
May she get her 15 min. of Fame / a Crowd-sourced windfall? / which she parlays into a career that does not rot her mind. Against the odds.
;^>
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Post #378,125
7/16/13 8:27:49 AM
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Mine has three
never asked permission, never asked my opinion, just went and got them. she says she did them all after she turned 18, but I can't prove otherwise. at least they're not big, but all are in publicly viewable spots.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain ÂPuddÂnhead WilsonÂs New Calendar, 1897
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Post #378,137
7/16/13 10:08:12 AM
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Ermergerd?
Tats are socially acceptable now.
Well, apart from ones on the face. But give that time.
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Post #378,140
7/16/13 11:01:13 AM
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Last year along the 710 freeway . . .
. . there was a big billboard advertising the Tattoo Show. The next billboard was advertising tattoo removal.
The way I look at it, in the current police state, I don't need any extra convenient points of positive identification.
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Post #378,145
7/16/13 11:54:15 AM
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You, me and George Carlin
One reason not to get a tattoo is that a tattoo is positive identification. No one should ever do anything to help the police, especially when you may be the object of their interest. --
Drew
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