Every one of these tiny suckers I've handled over the years Fails the 'sweaty palms' test == exactly like a bloody bar of soap in the shower.

Yours is the best antidote to silly-bling finishes yet.
(Still have a couple 'expired' units in car, hoping not to need the 911 feature, with my Veyron in a swamp somewhere. One is more hand-holdable than the other.)