Actually Taken From Classified Ads out of Newspapers.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES...
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY:
$7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Husband knows everything.