Unfortunately for the Saudis, at least nine cable networks have turned down the ads, which feature the tagline (try not to snort your coffee into your nose as you laugh out loud, you know how that stings)..."The People of Saudi Arabia--Allies Against Terrorism."

Fox News, meanwhile, is reporting that the Saudis have paid $5,000 each to the families of 102 suicide bombers, while the Weekly Standard notes that the Saudis have also reportedly set aside an additional $400 million for further such payments (which, at $5,000 per bomber, works out to about one suicide bombing a day for the next two hundred years).