Hilarious!

Ah.. to find such drollery in the hallowed caverns of Justice! One with the wits AND the guts to just use them, uncloaked by turgid wherefores and parties of the second-part..

Should be printed, saved in glove compartment:
If ever stopped for a 'weak L. turn signal' in a bucolic speed trap - submit it as precedent: Your honor, I believe this constable's case against me - is significantly weaker than This landmark decision. I ask the court for summary judgment, on grounds of incredibility..


Cackle.. Cackle..