Sorry, couldn't resist that one.
No, I'm not lapsing into the "do nothing" mindset - but there's something I REALLY want to do that I can't find anybody around to do it with.
Boffers.
For the uninformed, this was my old hobby, picking up foam-padded PVC pipes and bashing other people with them who were trying to do the same to me. A lot of fun, lots of excercise (I always came home tired, sweaty, and in serious pain, not from the boffers, but sore muscles), and I can't find anybody locally who's into this peculiar hobby of mine.
Bah.