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"Then quoth Rabbi Eleazar, "If I am right, may a complete nebbish
with a name like unto a website be elected Prime Minister in
Israel." And because Rabbi Eleazar was correct, Netanyahu,
son of Yahoo, son of Netscape, was elected as Prime Minister of
Israel. But out of respect for the High Priest, his government
was rocked by scandal within a year. Said the High Priest, "The
answer is not in Netanyahu, neither may it be found on the
World Wide Web, and especially not in Windows '95.""
thanx,
bill