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Post #35,981
by Meerkat
4/19/02 1:56:53 AM
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New So I didn't squeeze 'month' in, but...
This really needs 'beat' marks in it, coz it's way tenuous and needs some dodgy rhythm to scan correctly, but heck, says me, it rhymes.

If you eat too much food and your face goes all purple,
I safely ensure that one big hearty burp'll,
help tip up your house make your window sill vertical,
it will your crystal shake and then your best silver tickle,
worst of all is that your head will turn bright orange,
as you copy dear Ashtons smart usage of syringe...

On and on and on and on,
and on and on and on goes John.
Post #36,024
by Ashton
4/19/02 3:43:28 PM
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New Beats todays Ashcroft *Vague-Warning Announcement* #6_ :-\ufffd
     Totally useless trivia - (wharris2) - (21) - April 18, 2002, 11:53:21 AM EDT
         Haven't they ever heard of bogs with lids to close??? - (CRConrad) - (6) - April 18, 2002, 05:15:42 PM EDT
             I'm feeling old and crotchety today, so... - (Meerkat) - (5) - April 18, 2002, 09:20:11 PM EDT
                 "Temporarily Unavailable" - (CRConrad) - (4) - April 19, 2002, 12:57:58 AM EDT
                     When I don't crotchet, I quaver :) -NT - (Meerkat) - April 19, 2002, 01:02:58 AM EDT
                     My orange syringe, pilfered silver and purple burble - - (Ashton) - (2) - April 19, 2002, 01:20:26 AM EDT
                         So I didn't squeeze 'month' in, but... - (Meerkat) - (1) - April 19, 2002, 01:56:53 AM EDT
                             Beats todays Ashcroft *Vague-Warning Announcement* #6_ :-\ufffd -NT - (Ashton) - April 19, 2002, 03:43:28 PM EDT
         1 in 4 Americans have appeared on TV - (orion) - (13) - April 19, 2002, 02:36:29 PM EDT
             Wondering about that myself - (ben_tilly) - (12) - April 19, 2002, 07:57:19 PM EDT
                 Heh. made the movies! - (Ashton) - April 22, 2002, 08:16:28 PM EDT
                 I know I've been filmed. - (static) - (6) - April 22, 2002, 10:55:04 PM EDT
                     Ever been the title character of a play? :-) - (ben_tilly) - (5) - April 23, 2002, 09:23:26 PM EDT
                         Ever have a state capitol named for you? - (kmself) - (4) - April 24, 2002, 12:37:24 AM EDT
                             Spelling Flame: It's 'capital', dammit, 'capit-A-l'! -NT - (CRConrad) - (3) - April 24, 2002, 02:15:45 PM EDT
                                 Maybe Karsten is thinking of a state building in Carson. - (a6l6e6x) - April 24, 2002, 05:15:42 PM EDT
                                 Capital is where the Capitol is - (boxley) - (1) - April 24, 2002, 05:43:36 PM EDT
                                     Uh... Yes, exactly. That was my point. - (CRConrad) - April 25, 2002, 01:05:25 PM EDT
                 Am part of the 25% - (Yendor) - (3) - April 23, 2002, 10:57:36 AM EDT
                     And the LRPD sayeth: As seen on TV! :) -NT - (a6l6e6x) - April 23, 2002, 12:13:10 PM EDT
                     "Interrobang". - (static) - (1) - April 23, 2002, 10:20:49 PM EDT
                         Hey! - (Yendor) - April 24, 2002, 10:47:31 AM EDT

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