And customers who have already bought Xbox consoles will be offered a gift of Xbox products valued at more than A$250 (RRP), making this move by Microsoft an offer and opportunity for customers unprecedented in Australian gaming history.

Suggested sure-fire titles to wrest market share:

Nuking Redmond A How-to and.. just plain zany fun! Check out the floor-plan, where Bill hangs out; the* mushroom cellar where Bill 'keeps the new-hires in the dark, feeds 'em shit -- and watches 'em grow'. Visit Bally's practice dance studio.. used before pep talks. Calculate the yield necessary for 80%? 95%, 150% total destruction - see if you were right.

* a mere coincidence, that mushroom cellar and.. Mushroom clouds.

Sleepless in Seattle A follow-on to Nuking Redmond. Calculate the SPL (sound pressure level) experienced in downtown Seattle when: the various yields are achieved. How large a sound would awaken 10%? half.?. the Seattle population. Guess: what % of Seattleites would be:

A) gnashing teeth, vowing to gas Linus in retaliation.
b) doing the Bally Dance in the streets.
c) continuing to sleep.
d) arranging marketing for souvenir 'greenish glass ex-Redmond pieces'.

Win *both* games and: become The Sole Supercomputing Power, forcing the OS of Your Choice upon an unsuspecting and illiterate world! with the help of the US Marines and Archer-Daniels-Midlands (a joint-Venture of Pepsico-GE-Merck + the Pope).

Caution: prizes may vary depending upon the rules in your state or territory. (No duplicates awarded in the event that you miscalculate and both Redmond and Seattle are erased.)



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