because even if you *say* you are not doing advocacy, you are doing advocacy here.
I'm telling you my dislike of all things Apple Shiny, since I don't see a need or use for them, personally, even if my Android falls to shiite.
Limited use items period... annoy the crap out of me. My Android is not a limited use item for me, it does all nearly all the thing I do on my laptop, except things impossible to do on a small form factor display, keyboard and mousey like thinger. I could fix that, since I can get a nearly full size keyboard and display 1080p and attache a real mouse.
Sure I can see how you don't see you "Oh lookey, new shiny" isn't advocacy... but can you see how it actually *is*?
Plus, the most important reason, my Johnson is bigger than yours.