Smart enough to give pop-psych the credit due: 0, then employ the funnier parts of it. But what's Really Smart is, he Knows he hasn't the foggiest about Any of the whys & hows of all this stuff that just keeps going on..

Also gotta Love his advice to the dump the bitch kiddies, under Murican FAQs. I'd vote for him on the Home Security board of directors - imagine the minutes of every meeting: with Ashcroft as the straight-man! Talk'boutcher Reality Tee Vee..






Ashton
Damn, she sounds more like Fran\ufffdoise, to me ...