ObMacZealot : Reckon it's less of a prob on the lapdogs
But only if you're running MacOS. In MacOS, it's ctrl-Click to do a right click - it's much more easily achieved on a lapdog than on a seperate keyboard and mouse.
But yeah, if you're not running MacOS, there's every chance that yer screwed.
On and on and on and on, and on and on and on goes John.