that if you kept going left once you were a certain point in the maze, you'd be in there forever.

And... living in Michigan which is CORN CORN CORN for as far as the eye can see in some places, even around GRR... Even the densest corn rows are not impenetrable, to even small children.

Just walk straight... and you'll get out eventually.

Its not like they are 300 year old hedges... come on.